remember that you were loved by me,

madeleine, twentyish, human bean. the neutral zone in the ship wars. i make easy things look hard. i'm grumpy but it's hilarious really. i live on tea and television. i know more words than spell-check. people very rarely die immediately after following me.

i make obnoxious jokes in text posts and
squat in tags and they're usually nothing helpful
but my favourite tag is my bastard tag mostly
because it's full of people I would be happy
to just have sex with constantly.

{ days since last murder | } SLYTHERCLAW
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