madeleine, twentyish, human bean. the neutral zone in the ship wars. i make easy things look hard. i'm grumpy but it's hilarious really. i live on tea and television. i know more words than spell-check. people very rarely die immediately after following me.
i make obnoxious jokes in text posts and squat in tags and they're usually nothing helpful but my favourite tag is my bastard tag mostly because it's full of people I would be happy to just have sex with constantly.